
Video is up! Just not here, but over at crystalanne.org --- so head over there. I've got them embedded AND download-able, so don't ever say I'm not a giver. Hoping to be outta here and over there 100% by Summer. Howya like me now!
Do you think it would be awesome or hideous if I cut my bangs heavy fringe style and dyed my hair fire-engine red ala Run Lola Run?
You think I’m joking.
I'm sitting here watching American Idol and number one, this beat boxing guy kind of annoys me, sorry. I know everybody's all about him. Also, I'm tired of Gwen Stefani. She's played out---pretty, but played out. She thinks she's seventeen years old and she's more like forty, which is cool and all, but just be forty, not seventeen. I hate Hollywood because it makes women do that to themselves and that is not right. Her husband's hot though and so is David Beckham which is a clear digression. By the way, I'm sorry I wasn't here yesterday but I was tired and kind of sick and basically I wanted to see if you would even notice. Did you miss me? Did you cry a little bit? Was there snot in your nostrils with my name on it? Simon Cowell's kind of hot too, did you notice that? Now there's a man who's not afraid to be over the age of a zygote and also to yell at everybody. I love that in a person and I hate ageism. I also hate when kids walk into a room filled with three dogs and ask who is passing gas, like it's not obvious, and like it could possibly be me when hello, girls do not pass gas, ever. Additionally, I hate when dogs pass gas when girls are present. I have to go now but might I just mention, I just saw the American Idol recap and saw Sanjaya's preposterous hair. It is clear he is trying to get voted through on the merit of his locks alone. This kid is the devil. Last, look how cute I am in this picture. Vid up tomorrow. Bye now.