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Halloween, you say.

ImagesTonight for Halloween I figure I'll be Drunk Neighbor Lady Who Throws Things At Kids In Costumes (And Their Parents).  I'll also make sure my martini glass is nineteen inches tall like that phone in The Producers.  That reminds me, Nazis truly scare me.  Then again, so does Elizabeth Hasselbeck.  I wonder what she'll be for Halloween?  I suggest she be A Discarded Fertilized Embryo That Personally Refuses To Help Michael J. Fox.

Maybe what I would do is try not to be so pretty

Vanity I want you to see me for who I am.

The Satan Devil Hate Show

Hateshow Darker and denser and uglier.

We were made in God's image or something

Shinelight_006_0001 I came here to be a dancer.

Jailer I see a lot of orbs in my videos.  Given that I clean my house like a professional house cleaner, it ain't dust. Ok, maybe it's dust every now and again, but the rest of the time it's orbs.  Which means there are spirits around me.  A few, I think, and they love me and endorse my videos.  Well okay I hear them in my head and they make me do the videos forcibly, but that's another matter altogether.

It means you're a sophisticate

Aussie_003_0001 I'm kind of worried about you.

I wish they could see those parts of me

Korn_005_0001 I'm concerned about that.

Songs About Me

Songs 1, 2, 3 & 4

Interruptions

Interupt_003_0001_1 I have a sign on my door.

Finding The Body

Search_008_0001 We're on a mission.