Mean people really do suck. That is not a joke.

I may say mean things sometimes, but it's not because I'm mean, it's because I'm a real comedian. The thing is that my humor is stealthy, like that bomber, and it's always more subtle than a person might think at first blush, mainly because that person in question is somewhat retarded, probably.  But the best humor is the kind that isn't shoved in your face, the kind that has to be figured out, relished like a fine wine.  And that's nothing if not me.  For godsakes people, look at my heart.  It's a love heart that is filled with love.  I am totally not one of those people out there who tries hard to appear mean and who are in fact not, who are really just sad people tucked in lonely shells, who think that everybody will like them if only they just make fun of others and especially the weak ones, HAHAHA ISN'T IT FUNNY THAT I'M SUCH A DICK TO SOMEONE ELSE ON MY HAHAFUNNY BLOG WHICH SUCKS.  LOLOLOL DOESN'T IT JUST PROVE THAT I AM SO WITTY AND SOCIALLY SUPERIOR AND PROBABLY FAT.  Hey fuck you, mean person.  The Jesus in me totally stands in fundamental opposition to the Satan in you, and this is primarily because I am not mean.  And so to all you mean people out there I say: icon.