Midnight Therapy With Crystal

I just hit my jaw with you

You don't have to understand it, but you DO have to respect it.

A Public Service Announcement

There is something totally awful going on in Americas.

I wanted you to know you're my priority

I dig you.  HARD.

Falling in love with her in so many ways

I met someone on the innernets!!!

Right Now You're OK

A reminder on living macro in a micro world.

They don't like THE LIGHT

Plz don't act like you understand in the least what it's like to be the most awesome internet star EVER.

Before some fucked up shit is ringing my shit

All scratchy with the killing energy that kills.

We're fucking barbarism

Man kill other man, then man plaster other man face all over man newspaper

Saint with awesome hair and cuts

Sometimes all it takes is a really hot intro to put everything into perspective.

Dancing, Genitalia, Tooth-Brushing

Sometimes I try to opine on things of great importance only to have naked men dance for me